Online Advertising (Open on title screen with Putin's image on yellow) Super: Vladimir Putin's Game Review. Music: Under and up, Russian-sounding, upbeat. (Cut to Putin at a press conference, reading from a statement. Behind him are graphics, like a newscast) Putin: Have reviewed video game, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. (Cut to game footage) Putin (VO): First, good news: very realistic graphics and weapons. Now, bad news: very implausible story with stolen Russian nukes that I find disgusting like Polish vodka. (Cut back to Putin at the conference) Super Up: Two hammer/sickle graphics. Putin: For this, must give 2.0 review out of possible 10. (Cut to multiplayer game footage) Putin (VO): However, multiplayer is different story. Very fun. (Cut back to Putin at press conference) Super: ShootinPutin187 Putin: Gamer tag is ShootinPutin187.' (Cut back to multiplayer footage) Putin (VO): I create special class of sniper with own perks called Russian Bear. Am silent but deadly, like a Boris Yeltsin fart. Super Up: Ten hammer/sickle graphics. Putin (VO): Give 10.0 rating for multiplayer. (Cut to title screen, then to product shot) Logos: [TBD] Game rating: M. Music: Under and up, Russian national anthem with male voices. Anncr. (VO): (with Russian accent) Rated "M" for Mature.